You say, I say

I am a young man, who is strong in his views and knows he is wrong. I'm trying, sadly, to get into this whole blogging and internet thing. So ya, one post a day. Three words to idk.

Apr 15

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via troyesivan)


kaworubunnies:

hearing a really good song for the first time

image

(via coat-check-girl)


cracked:

furyoffirestorm:

dashingyounghero:

cracked:

And god forbid you want to see those genius gay characters smooch.

6 Insane Stereotypes That You Still See in Every Movie

cracked after hours is honestly one of my favorite things

Also, Michael Swaim is yummy, especially when he rocks a beard.

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me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

(via ruinedchildhood)


instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

image

(via ruinedchildhood)



pokemoncap:

fxckbeans:

pokemoncap:

demontadark:

not-pizza:

pokemoncap:

RIP lil Tommy

HE DIDN’T DIE

RIP little Tommy

RIP lil Tommy

HE DIDNT DIE HE WAS RAISED BY KANGASKHAN

R I P    L I L    T O M M Y

(via ruinedchildhood)



noobtheloser:

I went to a wedding recently. 



clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

image

(via ruinedchildhood)


menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

(via ruinedchildhood)


shonengrump:

when you got your ass beat in smash brothers

shonengrump:

when you got your ass beat in smash brothers

(via ruinedchildhood)


carroboscis:

voiceofnature:


So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink. 


what’s up with cats getting into oil spills all the time

carroboscis:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

what’s up with cats getting into oil spills all the time


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